Doctor Humor T-Shirt (Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It)
Description
Show off your medical humor with a side of sass in this "Doctor, I'm here to save your ass, not kiss it" t-shirt. Made from super soft 100% combed cotton, it's the perfect uniform for those who keep it real – even during rounds.
- Bold print declares your no-nonsense attitude
- Comfy enough for even the longest shifts
- A fun way to show some medical personality
Features (with a little humor):
- 100% Combed Cotton: Feels like a hug from a (slightly sassy) colleague.
- Sustainable Inks: Eco-friendly, because saving the planet is important too.
- Side-seamed: No awkward twists or bunches when you're saving lives.
- Made in India: Supporting local craftsmanship.
Perfect for:
- Medical professionals with a sense of humor
- Doctors and nurses who tell it like it is
- Anyone who appreciates a little medical sass
Care
Caring for your clothes is also caring for the environment.
Follow these simple steps to keep your t-shirt looking its best for longer.
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Do not use chlorine bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach only when essential
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry in shade for the longest life
• Iron inside-out only. Do not iron on prints or decorations
Shipping & Returns
- Free shipping on orders over ₹600
- Standard delivery within 2–5 business days
- Easy 10-day returns
- Return items in original condition for a full refund
Standard delivery within 2–5 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund
Standard Crew Neck Fit
| Size | Chest (Inches) | Length (Inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 36 | 25 |
| S | 38 | 26 |
| M | 40 | 27 |
| L | 42 | 28 |
| XL | 44 | 29 |
| 2XL | 46 | 30 |
| 3XL | 48 | 31 |
How to Measure
Fit Notes
- Classic straight fit — not slim, not oversized
- Comfortable shoulder fit with a natural drape
- If you prefer a roomier feel, consider sizing up
This is a regular everyday fit designed for comfort and all-day wear.
Size Guide
Standard Crew Neck Fit
| Size | Chest (Inches) | Length (Inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 36 | 25 |
| S | 38 | 26 |
| M | 40 | 27 |
| L | 42 | 28 |
| XL | 44 | 29 |
| 2XL | 46 | 30 |
| 3XL | 48 | 31 |
How to Measure
Fit Notes
- Classic straight fit — not slim, not oversized
- Comfortable shoulder fit with a natural drape
- If you prefer a roomier feel, consider sizing up
This is a regular everyday fit designed for comfort and all-day wear.
Smooth. Dense. Comfortable.
Combed cotton with a clean, even surface that feels soft on skin but never flimsy. Built to sit well from the first wear and stay comfortable through long hours
Noticeable Weight. Natural Drape.
Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape instead of clinging. The fabric falls clean and structured, giving the T-shirt a premium, confident look.
Made to Hold Up.
Tightly knit fabric and reinforced construction help the T-shirt keep its form. Neckline, sleeves, and body stay stable even after repeated washes.